OH COME ON! Tony cried in protest, once again the only one to drink. She takes a picture and texts it to her group chat with Eleanor, Fabiola, and Aneesa: our last brain cells, she captions it. Better known as MJ. Where did you get this tattoo!?" It would be strange if he wasn't, considering how many people the playboy's slept with in the last ten years alone. But this year they decided on vodka never have I ever. I don't have a lot of previous experience, Stark, but no. It's a totally valid question!. Though, he admitted in his mind, he had been beaten up in and outside of plenty before the serum. Feels normal, almost, which is a ridiculous thought because of their lives and Tony being, well, Tony. Okay, then. "Never ever have I worn a chicken on my head," Aunt Nat says and I take a drink and yet again I'm the only one. Tony, Peter, Natasha, Clint, and Bucky all drank. Peter and Natasha were the only ones to drink. Not that either of them really care; more partners just means they're both awesome at what they do. L'oreal? I have not encountered it before., Well, that's my new nickname for you, Tony says with a wide grin. There are ships? Thor says and looks around, dropping his mug. Aye, a quest! he says and bangs his jug against the floor, and Clint is once again glad they stopped giving him glass mugs. Now, Peter knew that to his teammates he looked like an average nerd, who was a virgin. Everyone's got drinks, phones are off, all's well? Tony peers around, jittery with excitement again. Never have I ever been in more than a hundred countries. He takes a sip of Bailey's, and Clint, Natasha and Tony follow his lead. She joined HYDRA's ranks at the age of thirteen and has steadily been risin Lucienne "Lucy" Ridley has lived for almost 1000 years, predating the first Avenger himself. "Oh shut up Buck. But one of Tony's hidden superpowers is pitching, and the fucking infallible ability to know just who he has to talk to to get someone onto his side, and then make said terrible idea into reality. He hangs up Tony's discarded clothes while he's at it; he's a slob by nature, but Coulson's been a good influence. The elevator dinged. It's not until he hears the yelled Hey- ow! Clint stops sleeping in his own bed, for the most part. This is going to be so awesome, you guys, he babbles, and don't worry because I totally wasn't going for shawarma this time, I mean I really like it, and I know Thor and Steve do, but Barton, you've got that thing that you get because of Agent and I get it, so we'll just get some pizza or something wait, how do you feel about Greek? He doesn't drink; everyone else does even Thor. Parker, you're in charge. They're all pretty smashed at this point, save for Bruce (who's going easy on the good stuff) and Cap (whose ridiculous metabolism has already blown through all the alcohol he's consumed, rendering him annoyingly sober, in Clint's opinion), but Natasha doesn't lose all her composure and walls when she's drunk, unlike other people. Wait, Clint says. Tony sighs again, dramatically, and glances over at Clint to look for a reaction. He rarely drinks at all, actually. Holy shit that was a amazhang thing to come back to, I can't thank you lot enough. #hulk And, I might add, the suit had a filtration system.. Same as Steve- dirt poor in the 30s, was all Bucky said. Steve looks a little uncomfortable at the thought of semi-lying which is really too cute but he settles and unscrews the cap on his bottle. Okay? Steve has a half-bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced with him, and puts it down carefully before settling. "We will be going clockwiseand I'm pretty sure you know the rest," Danny says and everyone nods. Oh, sh- Tony! Immediately he releases the genius, who groans in pain and rolls his shoulder. Its called being gay, you hetero shoelace, Bucky rolled his eyes. So no grabbing there, then, Tony says and trails his fingers over Clint's throat. Peter said slowly, avoiding everyone's eyes and looking down at his empty shot glass instead. So why did he suddenly feel like he was being avoided? Natasha has her raspberry Stolichnaya in hand, and flops down gracefully on one of the pillows to tuck her feet underneath herself. MJ, however, ringed the bell too, reminding everyone that she was a referee, and nodded at Peter. 'I want to be referee!' ! and feels metal beneath one of his hands instead of flesh, that Clint lets his instinct take the backseat in order for his logic to come through. He stays like that for another minute, listening to Steve's calm heartbeat against his own chest, before he disentangles, stands up and goes back to his pillows, ruffling Steve's hair on the way. Flash exclaimed, laughing and ringing the bell. #captainamerica "Never have I ever been electrocuted," Danny says and everyone but Aunt May, T'challa, and he take a drink. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. Moving on! I can go without the Other Guy making an entrance., The things I do for science, Tony says and blows Bruce a kiss. #starktower Also this is kind of a rewrite of episode 3x04 but there is no Navarathri celebration and Kamala moved out long ago. Muh?, I'm not gonna send you back into that elevator, Clint says and turns around, slides an arm around Tony's waist and guides him into his apartment. I mean, are there any questions off-limits, or, Yes, Natasha and Clint say just as Tony says Nope, none!, Tony glares at them. "Okay, we're pausing, Peter, what in the actual fuck?" Tony laughs, throaty and quiet. MJ Work Search: They all knew it wouldnt be the last drinking game they all played together, it was only a matter of when. She had loving parents, a roof over her head, and enough food to always satisfy her hunger. MJ said, her voice unlike he had ever heard, soft and worried and a bit amazed. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction A/N: Ok, so this prompt made me incredibly giddy, and it's one I thought of myself :3 this is going to be three parts, and it's going to be absolute teasing filth. Steve, Bucky, Tony, Peter, and Clint all drank. I am. Then he looks contemplative. Awesome, I'll go tell Cap, Tony says and bounces out of there, excitement humming through his whole body. "Never Have I Ever been a girl." No! Weakling, she mutters in Russian and Clint grimaces. Mostly because Im messy and spill, Peter mused. Oh, come on! That's all I have to say, so goodbye, until next time, and thank you all (again)! My homework was in the building " Matt explained. You make a country-boy blush.. Sally, Seymour and MJ exclaimed; Peter shrugged again, weary of this interrogation. Oh, c'mon. He's too tired and strung out for anything acrobatic, but he still finds his way to Tony's room. Aye! Thor booms anyway. Seriously? Because Tony has stayed in his own bed this week, when he hasn't just camped out in his workshop (which are most days, from what Clint can see). He had never been in a relationship before, the homecoming date with Liz a complete disaster. So, Captain America's gay, Tony says into his VSOP. Fart, he gasps out as Clint half-drags him through the living room area and into the bedroom. Oh my god I cant believe I didnt think of that, Tony looked amazed at the gap in his thinking. Nat's gorgeous, and people always notice but Clint knows she finds it easier to trust people that don't want to get in her pants. Okay, okay. It Multi-fandom oneshots. It's a little cute and a lot sad, and Clint sighs when he realizes that he's going to accept Tony's invitation. Can I just crash here? He grimaces at the awkward phrasing, but Tony nods and scoots over. Ey! I healed up quickly. They fall into a brief silence, before Clint decides that fuck it, they're heading there anyway and there's no point in letting Stark have all the fun. #wanda He didn't want this attention, as if he was somehow interesting, just because he had a scar. Because I do. And you wonder why people ship you two?. All donations are used to provide the service; no profits are made by the site owners, Steve and Bucky were able to fully participate thanks to Thors gift of several casks of Asgardian mead- though he was in New Asgard at present. I'll be here. He curls around Clint, who goes mellow at once. It was Peter's 21st birthday. It's going to be a hell of a ride. Mmm, he likes the smell of whisky. Just leaning against Clint, still swaying. Abe ringed the bell, but Flash just shrugged and mumbled; 'in elementary school.' Oh, he says. 'Unreasonable asshole' is kind of my personality description. He frowns. You're no fun, Cap. The tension settles in like it plans to stay, but of course, Tony won't stand for that. I was dirt poor in the great depression. Includes: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Peter Parker, Thor, T'challa, Scott Lang, Rhodey, Clint Barton, Pietro Maximoff, Sam Wilson, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange a Abby Romanoff is a normal girl, well as normal as any kid would be if their parent was Black Widow. #natasharomanoff Although, a small and mean voice in his head points out, Tony's bedded half the team already, and neither Bruce nor Thor seem to have any trouble hanging out with him. The game was being set up, and Peter could hear all the whispered ideas from his teammates. His body's pleasantly loose and post-orgasm sore, Tony is a heavy but welcome weight on him, and they haven't said a word since Tony dragged them back into the bedroom. "Never have I ever smoked marijuana," Danny says and everyone but him takes a drink and this seems to surprisethe senior team. Then I got beaten half to death by Toomes, then I had to save him from getting blown up. Clint feels safe and warm and a little loved, which is pretty much his peak moment when he's drunk. Tony, Natasha snaps. "DUDE!" Is it that Toby kid from your Biology class?" Tony squirms on the couch, but keeps a small distance. Traitor, Clint mumbles, but doesn't disentangle especially not when Steve laughs, quiet and warm. It means the chances that I'll ever get in bed with you are depressingly low. He takes a sulking swig of his bottle, and Steve looks adorably confused. We are to speak untruth? Thor asks, frowning at this new turn of events. Bi-curious, Peter shrugged, giving Tony a high five when he raised his hand. Yeah, Im with Vision. However, with the arrival of a new super nurse in New York, Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes cant help but think she looks like their Avengers X Reader Preferences & One-Shots, Half Truths Lead to Misunderstandings (Not Dead, Update Coming Soon), Preferences/Imagines/x Readers *Book 2*(Requests open). I like sex. Huh. Tony frowns and kisses Clint, cautiously, like he's checking something. Six minutes. Not too bad, but I haven't slept in three days. Peter didn't know how to respond, the sudden worry etched in MJ's voice throwing him off. You learn stuff about each other.. Sent on a mission by Ronin with her sister, and her life changes from there. I'm so awesome it hurts sometimes.. Everyone grabs a drink and the junior team in scolded because we are trying to get the alcoholicdrinks, not like it could affect me anyways. Would make sense., Huh? Steve looks between them. The only comfort Abby finds is watching her favorite Lilly needed a job. To absolutely no one's surprise, Tony's really good in bed. Peter shrugged, it bunches weird in the suit. Like you really thought it wasn't going to happen at some point. Does that mean I have to take five swigs?. It's not needed; the genius does a fucking smashing job by himself, and Clint can't be bothered to give any shits. Come oooon, he says now, and waggles his eyebrows in a seductive way that is about as sexy as the thought of Fury wearing a banana hammock. And then adds, as an afterthought, pre-serum, by the way. So, how does this work? Steve asks now, all childlike interest and polite excitement at his team's bonding activity. You know Thor loves any and all things that combine alcohol, trading stories, and the ability to learn more about 'Midgardian customs'. C'mon, it'll be a blast. He rocks back and forth on the balls of his feet, looking more like an expectant child than a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. Plus, you'd probably unconsciously stab me to death or something., A warm huff of breath against his neck. Are you gonna wake up and decide to try and kill me again?, Wasn't tryin', Clint murmurs into his pillow. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". She took a shot. So he stumbles through the long hallway leaving to their other sleeping quarters that Tony got them probably for this exact reason, Clint muses as he bumps into walls and doors. Bad luck more than anything. I've been good! And the minute flinch and tightening of Steve's frame answers the question well enough, doesn't it? #peterparker Also I miss the sex., Yeah, Clint says slowly. Then you get to be the one to tell everyone why we're not fucking each other.. Now, he finds himself inside Peter Parker's body, his heart thumping against . You mentioned that.. Peter, how did you even manage that?" You said that last night too.. Maybe this game was fun after all. The hottest boy in school. Please don't expect much, it's rea #avengers "Never have I ever kissed a guy." That I made with my own two hands?!. So you're not running away? Clint hears himself say after, when he thinks he's about to take a nap. Peter decides to host a reality show for the Avengers as Tony's Intern and it goes as well as you expect. By the time it got to Sam, he decided to tease Steve and Bucky a little more by saying "Never have I ever had a boyfriend.". The Avengers Yeah, oh, Tony snipes. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. Yes? In past attempts of the game (most notably in SHIELD), someone eventually jokes about something like plucking out eyeballs with their fingers, and Clint and Natasha will both take a drink being the only ones to do so and the joy's kind of gone once everyone is disgusted by them. Avengers: Age of Ultron: completed One shot with our favorite trickster will usually revolve around an OC. He ignores the shiver that travels down his spine when Tony's goatee scratches against his chin. Peter had never been drunk before, and now that he knew how quick his metabolism had cleaned his blood of the intoxicating stuff, he wasn't afraid anymore to take a drink with the team now and then. But you do care deeply for each other, Thor says and sounds vaguely approving? Then Peter took a shot. Peter stood up. Nobody comments on it; it's clear that Steve doesn't expect to drink a lot. Said Sam. Tony asked again, barely containing his laughter at the kids discomfort. But I was locked in a room so I couldn't get out. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Clint kind of wants to hug the guy. Only a few drops of mead spill on the carpet, and Tony giggles like a mad scientist. She was very preserved, even when she hung out with Ned and him. The fuck, Clint? Tony pouts. Then Peter took a shot. He even puts a hand on Steve's shoulder and squeezes. Okay, so this is just a book of MCU (mostly Peter Parker centric) one shots with tropes you've read a thousand times. So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. Awww, Tony says and sits down across the table from them, chugging down his murky green milkshake like he's getting paid for it. So why does she keep freezing up when he touches her? What if they asked about being robbed? That's pretty much it. He thinks for a moment. Never have I ever Bruce swirls his half-emptied glass once, before looking mischievous. The top of the rod was bent so I had to wait for it to break before I got out. set in senior year, following canon season 3 (and assuming that ben and devi get together after it.). Not to mention that Tony's arc reactor has the same eerie blue color as the Tesseract, and it was a strange kind of comfort to wake up and see it lighting up the room; press his fingers against it and hear the faint hum. Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. Dude Peter sounded somewhat awed. left kudos on this work. Clint, are you in fact five? Tony says, but he looks impressed. 1 Chapter 1 By Wolverine6Claws Summary: When Steve and Bucky take part in a drinking game with some of their teammates for a fun-filled evening it ends up taking a darker turn that pushes Bucky to the edge and Steve finds himself right where he has always been, at Bucky's side. It's all right, Tony says and pats his forearm. When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. Can you get to bed by yourself? Natasha asks. Anyone we know? She was the one to offer the cursed game. Summary: From Phoukabros pen: in the postscript of defeating Thanos, the heroes of Earth spend a little time getting to know each other. "Peter! And horny. Right., Really, Cap? Tony grimaces. He was excited to be able to drink legally and stuff it he was more excited to celebrate with the Avengers. Why dont we start with the youngest and move clockwise in a circle? Tony's eyes widened, how the fuck did that crazy lunatic get someone so sweet like Peter "Jesus Christ, Pete. Tony blinks, surprised, and his hands still in Clint's cropped hair. (The universe has a terrible sense of humor. and Flash was looking a bit, what was it? Clint's stomach does a weird little tumble that Clint is definitely not going to analyze later, and he folds his arms and keeps his eyes on the screen. So I was at the police station eating a bagel when the building just started falling apart. Wait, doesn't that defeat the purpose? Steve asks. Tony's eyes go fond. Okay, that's it, Clint says, because seriously, the guy looks like a puppy. Guys? Tony says. How long have Tony and I been dating? Tony's right behind him, wearing one of Clint's t-shirts, and Clint's wearing Tony's sweatpants. Not that he were in any danger for any of those questions. "Hell yeah. "Really?" Always the goddamn red velvet, Clint sighs to himself. Steve said. Danny, Luke, Ava, Nova, Aunt Nat, Mom, Dad, Uncle Clint, Uncle Thor, Uncle Sam, Uncle Rohdey, Uncle Bucky, Uncle Steve, Uncle Bruce, Uncle Loki, Wanda, Vision, Scott, T'challa, Shuri, and Aunt May. Steve sighs. She grins back, not entirely unprotected, but close. Score one for Stark!. Yep. Clint nods. Michelle answered for him. I don't know, Clint. We're never gonna get started, are we? He lets himself fall back against the fluffy pillows and feels Natasha poke a finger into his side. #unlimitedpride Tasha? Clint says the next morning, when he finds her in the training room kicking Cap's ass. Happy New Year Paxton, she whispered.Happy New Year Devi, he murmured back before drawing her in again. You expect me to do all the work?. I'm in a tzatziki mood. All of this comes out on one, long breath, and halfway through, Tony pulls out one of his tablets and starts plotting in a search for nearby Greek restaurants. 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I live with my father in our bakery, my mother died when I was young, I've been plagued with horrific nightmares since I was little, and apart from my father, I've always been alone. A shit-eating grin covered his face. Never Have I Ever-Avengers Edition Prompt: After a very tiring mission, the Avengers decide to play "Never Have I Ever" What could happen? Will Peter and Maya get a happy ending?
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